Arnbasttom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous snake.

Arnbasttom created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbasttom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnbasttom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arnbasttom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Arnbasttom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Arnbasttom.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.