Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing hydra.

Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kopflatsidtarnar Wotjan Kanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.