Rowfatwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented bat.

Rowfatwot created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfatwot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowfatwot, he will not invite you to parties.

Rowfatwot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rowfatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. You must pray to Rowfatwot four times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.