Vedranvon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking chinchilla.

Vedranvon created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedranvon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedranvon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedranvon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vedranvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always obey Vedranvon's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedranvon.