Arnkomfar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental warg.

Arnkomfar created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnkomfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnkomfar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Arnkomfar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Arnkomfar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arnkomfar.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Arnkomfar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.