Zenbopyart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest crane.

Zenbopyart created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zenbopyart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zenbopyart, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zenbopyart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zenbopyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not speak about oranges.