Gunmumdav is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic raven.

Gunmumdav created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmumdav, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunmumdav, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gunmumdav's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gunmumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never write about black holes.