Bamdodpom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil camel.

Bamdodpom created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdodpom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamdodpom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bamdodpom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bamdodpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt geese.