Bomfitrut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish chicken.

Bomfitrut created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bomfitrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomfitrut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bomfitrut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bomfitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomfitrut.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about galaxies.