Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest fly.

Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar, she will strike you with lightening.

Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dumpakyiklegnellrutquartgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.