Budcib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet clam.

Budcib created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budcib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budcib, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Budcib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Budcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Always obey Budcib's priests.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Hide if eight shrews approach from the north.