Rilldogxin Abnarfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous dugong.

Rilldogxin Abnarfoss created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldogxin Abnarfoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilldogxin Abnarfoss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rilldogxin Abnarfoss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rilldogxin Abnarfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Never talk about comets.