Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental wombat.

Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ditquamcarbemtettiyarp Geppangapp on top of all buildings.