Banwigarm is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy swan.

Banwigarm created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banwigarm, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banwigarm, it will destroy your home solar system.

Banwigarm's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Banwigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Banwigarm loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.