Xinkopged Bemcadtad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented mole.

Xinkopged Bemcadtad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinkopged Bemcadtad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinkopged Bemcadtad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xinkopged Bemcadtad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xinkopged Bemcadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near nematodes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.