Pidhenvid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident hydra.

Pidhenvid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhenvid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidhenvid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pidhenvid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pidhenvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must love Pidhenvid.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.