Bentalflab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair otter.

Bentalflab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentalflab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bentalflab, he will turn you into a duck.

Bentalflab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bentalflab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven frogs approach from the west.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Bentalflab on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
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