Vedabgen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous shark.

Vedabgen created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedabgen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedabgen, she will manifest in front of you.

Vedabgen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vedabgen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedabgen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.