Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited fish.

Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ragsandhen Dondosstam Sag on top of all buildings.