Sternilnan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless pig.

Sternilnan created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sternilnan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sternilnan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sternilnan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sternilnan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.