Fembadnan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking dugong.

Fembadnan created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fembadnan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fembadnan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fembadnan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fembadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never feed onions to moths while wearing blue shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.