Limgartail is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish raccoon.

Limgartail created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgartail, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limgartail, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Limgartail's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Limgartail's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not make images of living things.