Wigbonkgancidfet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish ferret.

Wigbonkgancidfet created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Wigbonkgancidfet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigbonkgancidfet, it will manifest in front of you.

Wigbonkgancidfet's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wigbonkgancidfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wigbonkgancidfet.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.