Bithogarf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Bithogarf created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bithogarf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bithogarf, he will be very sad.

Bithogarf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bithogarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.