Dutligvedjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental fly.

Dutligvedjop created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutligvedjop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutligvedjop, it will turn you into a slug.

Dutligvedjop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dutligvedjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. You must never eat bread.