Xuckvegort is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair hare.

Xuckvegort created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvegort, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckvegort, she will not care at all.

Xuckvegort's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Xuckvegort's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Xuckvegort on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckvegort.

5. Do not make images of living things.