Hubhigbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm penguin.

Hubhigbap created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubhigbap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubhigbap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hubhigbap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hubhigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always obey Hubhigbap's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect your elders.
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