Bedcudcap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate armadillo.

Bedcudcap created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcudcap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedcudcap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bedcudcap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bedcudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.