Flagfudzignutdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured hummingbird.

Flagfudzignutdit created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfudzignutdit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagfudzignutdit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flagfudzignutdit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flagfudzignutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.