Ortpogran Vighandam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient mongoose.

Ortpogran Vighandam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortpogran Vighandam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortpogran Vighandam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ortpogran Vighandam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ortpogran Vighandam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortpogran Vighandam.

3. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your feet indigo.