Watnellfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm centaur.

Watnellfad created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Watnellfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watnellfad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Watnellfad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Watnellfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.