Hablistbeport is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate rat.

Hablistbeport created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablistbeport, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hablistbeport, he will not care.

Hablistbeport's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hablistbeport's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hablistbeport.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about manatees.