Cumfab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate cat.

Cumfab created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cumfab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cumfab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cumfab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cumfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing near tortoises.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Never run in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not eat onions.