Femlamsand is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane hydra.

Femlamsand created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Femlamsand, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Femlamsand, it will be mildly annoyed.

Femlamsand's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Femlamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.