Gadhakkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing squirrel.

Gadhakkip created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Gadhakkip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadhakkip, it will turn you into a duck.

Gadhakkip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gadhakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help horses in need.