Duddabdan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving jackal.

Duddabdan created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duddabdan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Duddabdan, she will make you grow a tail.

Duddabdan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Duddabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Always obey Duddabdan's priests.

4. Duddabdan loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Duddabdan.