Tadbasttarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional gnu.

Tadbasttarg created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbasttarg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadbasttarg, she will strike you with lightening.

Tadbasttarg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tadbasttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Retreat if four shrews approach from the north.