Kamhitpop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent dragonfly.

Kamhitpop created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Kamhitpop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kamhitpop, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kamhitpop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kamhitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray scarves.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Kamhitpop.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kamhitpop.