Pomfabjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic centaur.

Pomfabjap created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfabjap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomfabjap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pomfabjap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pomfabjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear indigo coats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.