Fotratcum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind unicorn.

Fotratcum created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotratcum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fotratcum, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fotratcum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fotratcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.