Pigriphat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic raccoon.

Pigriphat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigriphat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigriphat, he will turn you into a mole.

Pigriphat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pigriphat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear tights.