Dusslidyog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented butterfly.

Dusslidyog created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusslidyog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusslidyog, he will turn you into a plant.

Dusslidyog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dusslidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not take Dusslidyog's name in vain.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.