Libtitwadhenben is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced ant.

Libtitwadhenben created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Libtitwadhenben, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libtitwadhenben, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Libtitwadhenben's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Libtitwadhenben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Libtitwadhenben on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.