Cedzedomin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless yak.

Cedzedomin created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Cedzedomin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedzedomin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedzedomin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cedzedomin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.