Riljigged is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful raccoon.

Riljigged created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riljigged, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Riljigged, it will not care.

Riljigged's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Riljigged's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Riljigged.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.