Neldudtettibus is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful tapir.

Neldudtettibus created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldudtettibus, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Neldudtettibus, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Neldudtettibus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Neldudtettibus' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.