Gamjigdut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless coyote.

Gamjigdut created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamjigdut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamjigdut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gamjigdut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gamjigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never wear black rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Gamjigdut.

4. Never paint your hands orange.

5. Gamjigdut loves manatees, so they must be honoured.