Somfedbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish octopus.

Somfedbid created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somfedbid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Somfedbid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Somfedbid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Somfedbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somfedbid.

5. Hide from turquoise tapirs for they are unholy.