Dibgepmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful yak.

Dibgepmob created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgepmob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibgepmob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dibgepmob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dibgepmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Dibgepmob.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about gravity.