Henceptip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong human.

Henceptip created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henceptip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henceptip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Henceptip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Henceptip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

3. Hide if three shrews approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.